This is a quiz about weaboos. Apparently.

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WEEABOO QUIZ


[x] You've seen at least one anime.
[x] You've read at least one manga.
[x] You watch anime/read manga on a regular basis.
[ ] You think that anime and western cartoons are two separate things. (They're cartoons. B|)
[ ] You're in anime club.
[x] You've cosplayed at least once.
[ ] You counted Halloween costumes from when you were a kid as cosplay.
[ ] You cosplay in public.
[x] You've been to at least one anime convention.
[x] You cosplayed there.
[ ] You traveled more than 200 miles to get there.
[x] You like Japanese food. (Depends. I made udon once, and I like ramen and yakisoba)
[x] You like any of the following in particular: sushi, pocky, cheap ramen, ramune. (Sushi, and Ramune. As for pocky, I am a chocolate fiend, so I will generally eat anything that involves chocolate. XD)
[x] You know that sushi isn't just raw fish.
[ ] You've made bento lunch.
[ ] You've made a charabento.
[ ] You go to the Asian shop on a regular basis.
[ ] You've actually been to Japan.
[ ] You've been to Japan solely for the anime, videogames or idols.
[ ] You're learning/know Japanese.
[ ] You're learning it to watch anime without subtitles.
[ ] You have Japanese blood.
[ ] You CLAIM to have Japanese blood.
[ ] You're in love with a fictional character made by Japanese people.
[ ] You claim you're married to said fictional character.
[ ] Anime is so much better than western cartoons. (It depends on the cartoon.)
[ ] You call all cartoons anime.
[ ] Anyone who hates anime is dead to you.
[x] You call characters by their original Japanese names (Because English dub names are generally really awkward and don't suit the character. >> Tokyo Mew Mew, for example.)
[ ] You call characters by their romaji spelling.
[ ] You defend Pearl Harbour.
[ ] You think Pearl Harbour's a new anime that just started airing in Japan.
[ ] You think Japan is the greatest country on Earth.
[ ] You think that just because they make the best media.
[x] You listen to J-music. (I can tolerate a few songs.)
[ ] Exclusively.
[ ] You know that it's pronounced "Gakuto" and not "Gackt".
[ ] You can name all the Vocaloids. (Uh. Most of them. Blame my insatiable thirst for thorough knowledge of things. >>)
[x] WITHOUT looking it up.
[ ] You like Hetalia. (Used to.)
[ ] You think Japan is the best character.
[ ] You wear items of anime-related clothing in public. (Core Drill necklace, man)
[ ] You play only Japanese videogames/watch Japanese shows/eat Japanese food.
[ ] You use Japanese honorifics.
[ ] To refer to yourself.
[ ] Your entire room is full of anime merchandise.
[ ] You changed your name to something Japanese.
[ ] Legally.
[ ] You want to give your kid a Japanese name.
[ ] You want to name your kid after an anime character.
[ ] You've considered having surgery to look oriental.
[ ] You've had it done.
[ ] You stalk the Japanese exchange students.
[ ] You've been arrested for doing so.
[x] You use memes in daily conversation. (Sometimes. Only with friends who also use memes.)
[ ] You watch abridged series.
[x] You get most of the jokes. (I have a few friends who quote them. A lot more than they should.)
[ ] You use tildes while typing~ (Not generally, unless I'm trying to be creepy.)
[ ] You use Japanese emoticons. (... Define 'Japanese emoticons' >>)
[ ] You make attempt to Japanese sounding by the Engrish typing.
[ ] You claim you're Japanese on your dA/Facebook/Myspace/whatever.
[ ] You're not.
[ ] You're not even Asian.
[ ] If you're Asian, you think doing Japanese stuff helps you get in touch with your heritage.
[ ] An you're not even Japanese.
[ ] People call you a weeaboo.
[ ] You prefer the term otaku.
[ ] You break out into Caramelldansen in public.
[ ] You want to date a Japanese person.
[ ] No other nationality will do.
[ ] You watch Naruto. (Used to. Lost interest.)
[ ] You wear the headbands.
[ ] Every day.
[ ] You're bitching at me because they're properly called "forehead protectors"
[ ] You bought said headban- erm FOREHEAD PROTECTOR at Hot Topic.
[ ] You act out scenes from the show.
[ ] FFVII is the best game ever.
[ ] Sephiroth is yours.
[x] Kingdom Hearts is awesome. (It was a pretty engaging game, actually.)
[ ] AxelxRoxas is KAWAII DESU NE~~~!!1
[ ] You wish you owned a real Death Note.
[ ] Touhou rocks your life.
[x] Anime dubs are the spawn of Satan. (Most of them that I've heard. But then again, I don't generally watch cartoons anymore.)
[ ] Vic Miginola is God.
[ ] It's seiyu, not voice actor.
[ ] You use Gratuitous Japanese all the time. (Gratuitous German, maybe.)
[ ] You add "desu" to the end of every sentence.
[ ] The only thing you draw is anime.
[ ] You're taking an art course, and all you submit is anime.
[ ] All your friends also like anime. (Some of them. Not all.)
[ ] You want to become a mangaka.
[ ] In Japan.
[ ] Most of your manga/anime is hentai.
[x] You know that "hentai" doesn't mean "porn"
[ ] You write fanfics for English class.
[ ] Yaoi fanfics.
[ ] You know nothing about Japanese culture except for anime, videogames, idols, music, porn and schoolgirls.
[x] Everyone says you have no life. (For different reasons.)
[x] And it's true.

Score: 19, if I counted correctly.

Score:
0-10: You probably hate Japan. You're not a weeaboo at all, not even close.
10-20: You like SOME Japanese things but, still not a weeaboo.
20-30: At this stage you probably still hate weeaboos. Good news- you're not one.
30-40: You keep your love of Japanese stuff sensible.
40-50: You're very likely a Japanophile, but you're not as annoying as a full-blown weeaboo.
50-60: You're not a weeaboo just yet, but try and moderate it.
60-70: Weeaboo.
70-80: Please stop it!!!!!!
80-90: STOP HUMPING THE MIKU LOVE PILLOW!!!!!!11
90-100: STOP!!!!! FOR THE LOVE OF KAMI-SAMA STOP!!!!!
101: Insane asylum tiems.
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